Pie on a Stick

Thanks to my patient and generous husband, I have been granted a vacation in February! Our friends the Raths and the O'Learys once stopped by Key West when they were on a cruise, and when they returned to Pittsburgh, they said four words that I will never forget...

Pie on a stick.

I love Key Lime Pie with everything that I am. Our good friend Christy can make the most amazing, tangy, flavorful pie in the world. She even makes this incredible raspberry sauce to go with it. It is the best there is.

But I've been told of a magical place that takes a generous slice of key lime pie, dips it in chocolate, and then puts it on a stick so you can cruise around town and eat your pie. I must have this experience. Now that you see the prices for shipping them home, perhaps you'll want in on this vacation, too. It's almost cheaper to travel to Key West and buy your pie on a stick there than have it shipped to your home. Check out the pie on a stick place here.

If you have been to Key West, I would love your comments. We have no idea what to expect other than the must-see "Little White House" that belonged to Harry S. Truman. We also learned that Key West is only 90 miles from Cuba and it happens to be where Hwy 1 ends. We don't live far from Hwy 1 here in Maryland, and Kevin's parents live even closer to it up in Langhorne, PA. So because we're relatively geeky about stuff like that, we're excited to see the terminus. Oh, and of course this is the place Hemingway did much of his best work. I cannot wait.

If you do choose to comment about your trip to Key West, please only leave positive comments. Kevin's not totally thrilled with this whole thing yet, so any encouragement is welcome. Discouragement is not. I know that some might call this manipulation, but I call it going on vacation.

License to Kill

I'm really starting to believe that obtaining a "license to kill" like in the Bourne movies or something would be easier than getting a driver's license in the state of Maryland.

Allow me to share the experience that Kevin and I had at the DMV the other day.

FIRST...in Maryland they call it the MVA rather than the DMV which already put me in a sour mood.

SECOND...they had the audacity to tell me that once Kevin got his driver's license, he could sign for me to get mine. SIGN for me???? Is this not the 21st century? I happen to have my very own Pennsylvania license which I would think would be good enough for these people.

THIRD...they told us our marriage license is invalid. INVALID. Kevin literally had to grab my waist and pull me back as I pointed to my passport and yelled "that marriage license was good enough for the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT when they issued me a passport with my new name as well as Social Security card! How can the state of Maryland suddenly have a problem with it?"

The bottom line is that Kevin waltzed through the line and came out the other side with a shiny new Maryland driver's license. What did I do while this transaction took place? I argued with the supervisor (who was actually pretty fantastic and kept her cool with me). Are you ready for the REAL reason that I can't get a driver's license?

The letter K.

That is it.

My Pennsylvania license says Amy K. Maiden Name. Well Maryland happens to be what's known as a "full name state." They need me to "prove the K." So I need to show them my birth certificate which will prove that my middle name is Katherine. Please keep in mind I have a new passport, a new Social Security card, a voter's registration card, proof of address with my new name and what I thought to be a valid marriage license. Now my mother needs to mail my BIRTH CERTIFICATE out here so I can "prove the K." My middle name isn't even Katherine anymore. My middle initial is now M. So the K is completely irrelevant. Unbelievable. Don't get me started on the fact that evidently my name is still not LEGALLY changed. Even though all my federal documentation as well as health insurance and payroll indicates that I'm now a genuine Vile.
Honestly, I'm out of my mind. So who knows. I might never be legal in this state. They should change the name to Redtapeland rather than Maryland.

(Oh, and seriously, every document pictured in this post is REQUIRED for me to get a new license. Of course they're all fakes, so don't think I'm giving away anyone's identity secrets or anything).

October 25 Can't Come Soon Enough....

Yes - October 25 is the date of the 2008 Penn State - Ohio State game!

Check out the funny gifts we got for Christmas. Kevin's friend Chris gave him the football, Dog sent Amy the t-shirt.

(PS...new posts below as well...)

MAJOR Vileation Nation

Congratulations, Major Vile!!!!

You may have known him once as Captain Vile (or according to this picture...a Gladiator), but you will now be thanked to address him as Major Vile.


Nice job, Casey...we hope you'll celebrate with another trip to the Cowboy Museum. We also hope you'll celebrate by having your wife come home in the next couple weeks.

(For the readers...Casey's wife hasn't left him or anything like that...she's currently serving our country in a foreign nation. Hope to hear you're home soon, Chris!!!)

Christmas Update

We had a fabulous Christmas with our families and we have no excuse for not updating the blog sooner. We also have no excuse for forgetting our camera EVERYWHERE. Thank you, Dad, for taking pictures so we have some memory of Christmas 2007. Luther dressed in "business casual" attire for a good portion of our visit to Cleveland as pictured. We had a wonderful time eating non-stop and watching Christmas Story for 24 hours straight.
Kevin's big gift from his wife this year was Guitar Hero III for the Wii. No one can rock "Talk Dirty to Me" like he can. Amy's big gift from her husband this year was an incredible scavenger hunt around our house where she found MANY fun gifts like a magazine subscription, an iPod and her favorite...20 Godiva roasted almond truffles. Each clue was even a poem. Casanova.

We visited Philadelphia a couple times, too, and enjoyed a large and festive holiday party hosted by Kevin's mom. Two of his cousins were in from Hawaii...next year we plan on asking them to host Christmas. Mahalo, Ali and Brenda! We also got to see Kevin's sister Sharon and her family. Thankfully we actually remembered the camera for that occasion. Highlights included watching National Treasure Part II on the big screen and learning about webkinz. It was wonderful to see everyone and now we'll count the days until summer when we get to see everyone again! One thing we have to look forward to is seeing our future sister-in-law next weekend with her family. The celebration continues!
Amy will be visiting Pittsburgh this weekend, too, to attend the annual Bible Study Girl Christmas party. Hooray for frequent flyer miles and hooray for the BSGs (picture circa 2004)!!!

"It's Christmas Time in the City"

We are so grown up. We have purchased a Christmas tree and even a couple of ornaments. We are certain the process of assembling the tree was very similar to what it was like to build the Eiffel Tower.

Happy Birthday, Kenny!

Kevin's good friend, Vanilla Thunder, turned 30 recently. Kenny's wife Christin threw him a wonderful party and her mom even baked him an awesome cake.

The evening also included showtunes by Eric.